Rush is:
A progressive power rock band from Canada.
A loud-mouth, right-wing, radio whore.
A forgettable movie starring Jason Patric and Jennifer Jason Leigh.
All of the above.

Ozzy is:
The humorous father on a 50's sitcom.
The humorous father on a 00's sitcom.
The devil.
The god-father of heavy metal.
All of the above.

Eminem is:
An over-rated, misogynistic white rapper.
Yummy candy that melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
All of the above.

Mozart is:
A musical genius who died too young.
The guy in that cool song by Falco.
An over-rated, misogynistic white rapper.
The god-father of heavy metal.
All of the above.

U2 is:
An Irish foursome that creates elclectic, purposeful music.
An Irish foursome that creates simplistic, pretentious garbage.
A spy plane.
All of the above.

My favorite kind of music is:
Classic rock-n-roll.
Heavy metal.
Top 40 pop.
Country.
Traditional, Japanese music (Hogaku).
All of the above.
None of the above.